instead of "snap my choker," consider: void my warranty
@Pebble Oh but I *love* doing fedi numbers. Four boosts, eight favorites? It's his comforting flurry of approval and it never tips over into being an anxious level of attention. Not like the time I went viral on Beaver Twitter.
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